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Christianity Demotivational Poster


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


CHRISTIANITY - Its why your not living on the moon


TAGS: christianity
Rating: 3.58/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 6:55 am
Sigh, early Christianity was doing fine until the northern barbarians destroyed civilization as they knew it..so blame Odin if you want a fall guy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Grit is what it takes to admit that nobody on earth is right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:00 am
I'm pretty sure it's the bottom part of a shoe.......or some kinda food...WTF are grits anyways?
Sean - July 18, 2010, 1:36 am
What's a soul?
wjb67 - July 18, 2010, 1:08 am
Atheists: if they misunderstand history (and mis-spell you're) this badly, you are sure you want to trust them with your soul?


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect a***og.


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.76/5

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Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
true.
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm

Now this is funny


CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones


TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

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faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
excellent!
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!


FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.


TAGS: jesus christianity religion facepalm
Rating: 2.83/5

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blackguard666 - February 9, 2012, 7:14 pm
Looks more like "his creations" give him a headache. haha.
Unethikal - September 23, 2008, 8:43 pm
sorry if i stole your pic but it was the fitting picture for my comment :S
g1Anitude - September 23, 2008, 8:39 pm
Stole ma pic? Ah w/e.


ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


SILLY CHRISTIANS - What will they think of next to make them selves look like hypocrites


TAGS: christians christianity hypocrites hypocritical humor
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sean - June 28, 2011, 7:03 pm
You don't go to hell for merely kissing a girl. You actually have to marry her. Ooooh, did that sound bitter?
yesman - June 27, 2011, 8:18 pm
erm, it was meant to be a stab at religion. Just forget about it..
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 7:51 pm
then don't ask if you need to explain it
yesman - June 27, 2011, 11:42 am
I'd rather people understand on their own :|
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 3:26 am
only if you want to
yesman - June 25, 2011, 1:34 am
finding and feeding his sheep...his sheep...do I really need to explain this?


CREATIONISM - Finally explained!


TAGS: creationism christianity atheism
Rating: 3.35/5

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Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
You know.. creationism doesnt believe in evolution... fine. But creationism has evolved into "intelligent design" thus disproving itself... craziness huh?


CHRISTIANITY - We did our killing so long ago people forgot already.




LET'S ASK THE MIGHTY GOOGLE ABOUT JESUS. - So much for that...


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




CHRISTIANITY - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: christian christianity witch religion
Rating: 2.81/5
twill1962 - March 12, 2012, 9:05 pm
Did these people never here the phrase, "Judge not, lest YE be judged"?


MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply!


TAGS: bible koran quran religion christianity christians islam
Rating: 2.79/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
epic win


SO HERE'S THE PLAN -




HONESTY -




RELIGION - Believing that if you worship something enough, random chance suddenly becomes the will of all-powerful, supernatural forces




LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.


TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

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Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!


INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm
Rating: 2.07/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Motifake is a party - a place to enjoy. And the only sure way to ruin a party is to bring up politics or religion.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Yes, a tunnel but I felt the point needed to be made. Sorry.


CHRISTIANITY - She just realized what happened.




JESUS - Dead since 0 AD... do you guys really think he's a zombie? Seriously?


TAGS: jesus zombie atheism christianity
Rating: 2.5/5

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allah - December 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
lol funni shxt
Shamrock - September 15, 2009, 10:49 am
Jesus 'died' in 32 A.D. I'm an Atheist, but I know my bed-time stories
agdaniele - April 29, 2009, 12:04 am
Well, there are an awful lot of missing brains in his flock.
Jesus - April 28, 2009, 8:05 pm
I was born in 0 A.D. It is ok I love even my special children like you.


Romans 12:6 -




PRIORITIES - Because not coveting your neighbor's donkey is more important, obviously.




CHRISTIANITY DOGMA -


TAGS: christianity dogma dogs
Rating: 3.25/5

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Agent K - August 9, 2009, 3:40 pm
have you ever read what heaven is supposed to be? it's just people sitting around for eternity telling god how incredible and amazing he is! that's it an eternity in church!!
LogicDude - August 9, 2009, 3:35 pm
Your very welcome!
Krissie - August 9, 2009, 9:40 am
oh bloody hell...i posted a comment that made no sense...call it a brain fart or whatever...thanks...
Krissie - August 9, 2009, 9:39 am
Assume this is true, and that there ACTUALLY is a "god" and was created by said person...why then CAN'T the animal go to heaven?
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 7:29 am
Yea, this one has always confused me. There are a lot of groups that say since animals don't have souls they won't go to heaven. But all animals love jazz (try it the next time the bears attack) so you'd think they'd have a little soul at least.


SPONG - Heresy - the thinking mans game.




THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR IN CHURCH 1 - God moons Moses (Exodus 33:18-23, 34:5-8)




Inconsistency -


TAGS: religion christianity contradiction education teaching
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2016, 9:41 pm
...and yet another plot hole appears!
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 7:16 pm
Faith can move mountains. But it can't beat a faster draw.
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 6:46 pm
I'm just his tool.
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 6:45 pm
Okay. Thank you.
Pushkin - February 22, 2016, 6:45 pm
Okay. Thank you.
Rick69 - February 22, 2016, 3:07 pm
The Lord works in mysterious ways...?
GaryO - February 21, 2016, 8:02 pm
O ye, of little mirth, how is it possible to arise with this?
lgvernon - February 21, 2016, 7:40 pm

Drop this at religifake, too.


Soccer -


TAGS: jesus christianity soccer religion redemption
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - October 11, 2016, 9:23 pm
Very funny. I guess that's Egypt 1 - Israel 0.
CloudchaserS - October 11, 2016, 4:30 am
Moses scored on the rebound
Pushkin - October 10, 2016, 11:58 pm
You are very welcome. I'm glad to help.
MissPriss - October 10, 2016, 11:05 am
Thanks for the 1st chuckle of my day :~)


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